Zombie Virus Spreading in Philadelphia

Mild form of Zombie virus spreading in Philadelphia. Philadelphia school district defends decision to scold and search student over paper gun she brought to school. 5th Grade student Melody Valentin

was given a paper gun by her loving but slightly demented grandfather who was a marine specializing in firearms. Look at that picture of the paper gun. I was trying to think up something funny to write, but that picture is worth a thousand words. Let us look at this carefully. The school district leaders and a few teachers have a very mild stain of the Zombie virus. I've talked to higher ups at the CDC they say this is not a full blown Zombie Apocalypse virus and that a Zombie Apocalypse virus is not possible. Yea! Right! We've all seen the movies. The CDC states it acts more like a brain virus that mutants and attacks different parts of the brain. It's obvious this mild form of the Zombie virus [that's what I'm calling it] has attacked there reasoning center. I could go on and on with more cases of this mild Zombie virus, but we need a cure. The CDC said they are working 24/7 on a cure. They recommend for now, use common sense, wash your hands, eat right, get 8 hours sleep and most important stay away from dumb people. Let us just take a monent and bow our heads and pray that this horrible Zombie virus does not mutate into the Zombie Apocalypse virus. Keep your AK47 with the rainbow magazine at your side. God bless all the un-infected. Amen