Haven't I Been Telling You the Zombie Apocalypse is Near: CONOP 8888 is the Defense Department response for Zombie Apocalypse

Incredibly, the Defense Department has a response if zombies attacked and the armed forces had to eradicate flesh-eating walkers in order to "preserve the sanctity of human life" among all the "non-zombie humans." Buried on the military's secret computer network is an unclassified document, obtained by Foreign Policy, called "CONOP 8888." It's a zombie survival plan, a how-to guide for military planners trying to isolate the threat from a menu of the undead -- from chicken zombies to vegetarian zombies and even "evil magic zombies" -- and destroy them. People! I've been says this for years. Always have your AK-47 with the rainbow clip by your side 24/7. Don't you feel safer knowing the Defense Department has a survival plan?!?!?!?!?!